I have a friend who recently told me about a dream she had. She was running from the mob because she stopped some sort of trademark infringement. The upshot of this public service was that the US government paid her $40K. The downside was obviously being shot at. But, in her dream she didn’t actually get shot – which she felt was worth $40K. However, if she were to be continually hunted by the mob she wasn’t sure $40K would cover being put in witness protection.
Then we thought about this for a second and had a jinx-moment where we both said “except in witness protection they arrange for you to have a job”
….An arranged job?
I should probably figure out how to do that immediately This may be the best thing since arranged marriages.
Missing, Presumed Unemployed 